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Cool Msn Screen names

• Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
• Unite against togetherness!
• Reality Sucks! I'm Gonna Keep On Dreamin
• If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
• No fear! (NAME) is here!
• I Don't Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
• Life's a bitch. Be its pimp
• I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!
• A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
• Save a tree, eat a beaver
• By the time you read this, you've already read it
• Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
• Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times
• I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!
• Dont steal, the government hates competition
• If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
• Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
• Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
• The higher you are, the farther you fall
• Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end

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Friendship Msn Screen Names

• What is a friend? 1 soul in 2 bodies
• There are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet
• If you tell someone you like people, they can't resist liking you back
• He/She who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, who has one enemy will meet him everywhere
• Misfortune shows those who are not really friends
• Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his
• True friendship is a plant of slow growth
• A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute
• Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods
• A friend who turns into a enemy has never been a friend
• A faithful friend is the medicine of life
• Friendship needs no words....
• The best personal mirror is the opinion of a friend
• Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
• Two are better than one
• A true friend tells you your faults in private
• A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else
• True friendship never ends
• Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart
• As long as forever, I will stay by your side; I,ll be your companion, your friend and your guide

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Funny Msn Screen names

• You're unique, just like everyone else....
• Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
• Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
• Save a mouse, eat a pussy
• Keep Earth clean, it's not Ur-anus
• Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
• Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
• Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
• When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)
• The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
• You're looking at perfection, and it ain't you!
• Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
• If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
• Never wish on 1 star more than 1nce cause your luck ALWAYS runs out!
• I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
• We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
• Women/Men are proof that women/men can take a joke
• As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard
• Next time wave all your fingers at me!
• When it comes to baldness, it's not about losing more hair, it's about getting more head

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Love Msn Screen names

• The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU
• 2 good 2 be 4 gotten
• Ur hot as fire sharp as glass u break my heart ima kick yo ass!
• Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
• To the world you are just one person but to one person you may be the world
• Is that a gun in ur pocket or are you just happy to see me?
• Don't hate the player, hate the game
• Love is when u don't want to go to sleep cuz reality is beta than a dream
• Do you belive in love at first site, or should I walk by again?
• I'm loved by some, hated by many, but wanted by many
• *ToUcH Me* *TeAsE Me* *cOmE On BaBY * pLeAsE Me*
• Can i borrow you library card because i'd like to check you out!
• Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.....so kiss me baby!! I'm vacinated!
• Call me anytime, I won't be home
• I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
• Honk if you love (name), then drive your car into the nearest tree!
• I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
• Love is blind. I know, because you don't see me
• Guys are air for me, and without air I can't live
• Aren't you tired? You're walking for hours in my head!